Are there any pieces
of brain waste more prevalent than theme songs? I think not. Your brain
manages to store this sort of important information instead of, say, your
blood type. Id like a show of hands here. How many people out there can
name the current Canadian minister of finance? Now, how many people out
there can sing the theme song to Spider-Man?
(All
Together Now)
"Is he strong?
Listen Bud,
Hes got radioactive
blood.
Can he swing
From a thread.
Take a Look overhead,
Hey there!
There goes a Spider-Man.
I write a regular
on-line column and with all the perks that I have noted being on the net,
(bigger audiences, great forums for sharing opinions) I have also managed
to note that Internet fans can be
.. A bit
.. determined in their loyalties
to certain subjects. Like Marvel Comics (I count myself among that particular
group of admirers). I can only imagine the SPECTACULAR amount of pressure
director Sam Raimi underwent when signing on the dotted line to take on
this project. After all, he was bringing one of the most beloved characters
in that universe to screen. There are those Internet folk out there who
sincerely doubted his ability to do this in a manner that they felt their
favourite hero deserved. If you think thats bad, just imagine the stress
placed squarely on the shoulders of Mr. Tobey Maguire, the (indie films
aside) previously unknown actor embodying the renowned web slinger. Should
you want to get just a brief glimpse of what Maguire had to work against,
check out some of the sites dedicated to his casting as Spider-Man. They
are mostly negative.
With the expectation that
I was in for an evening of fun, but a movie without much plot, I strode
into Spider-Mans Halifax premiere. I took my seat, full of worry
for Tobey, hope for Raimi, and was totally blown away.
Spider-Man
chronicles the origin of this superhero, and his first battle with a super
villain. For all those of you who dont know the story
Peter
Parker, is an unassuming and shy high school student. Hes a science whiz,
with few friends (one, Harry Osborne) and has loved the same girl all his
life (Mary Jane Watson). One fateful day, on a class field trip to Columbia
University, Peter tried, once again, to get Mary Janes attention, and
finally did; taking her picture beside a tank full of experimental spiders.
As she turned to go Peter made an adrenaline-pumping discovery; one of
the spiders had escaped, and had chosen the particular sanctuary of his
hand. When Peter tried to shoo it off, the spider bit him, passing to Peter
all of its characteristics. Now, empowered with speed, agility, and bravery,
(not to mention the ability to shoot spiderwebs out of his wrists) Peter
went out into the world, to see what these gifts could do.
Tobey Maguire (Wonder
Boys, The Ice Storm) does an absolutely incredible job portraying
Peter Parker/Spider-Man. I defy you to find one audience member who didnt
identify with Peter trying to get Mary Jane to notice him, or who didnt
want to step in when he was getting laughed at and pushed around by the
school bullies. Maguire has made Peter Parker an extremely empathetic character.
Whats more hes successfully side-stepped the trap that more experienced
actors than he have plunged into; taking all human aspects away from a
superhero character making them unlikable, and unrealistic. George Clooneys
Batman was a two dimensional personality at best, having no spark
at all. It seemed as though Clooney had forgotten the fact that his character
had mounds of history. No where in that performance do you get a chance
to see how Bruce Wayne turned into Batman. Nowhere in that performance
do you get to see any sort of an amiable side to that dark knight. He made
you feel distant from the character. Maguire on the other hand makes you
feel as though you are standing beside him on-screen, watching as he discovers
the ability to fight off his tormentors, uses his precognition for the
first time, and uncovers his spider like qualities. Unlike Clooneys morose
turn, Maguire has scenes of taking pure joy in what he can now do. The
smile on his face, as he climbs a wall for the very first time is absolutely
irristable. It speaks volumes to Maguires capabilities as an actor that
there are no moments in Spider-Man at all that feel forced or over
the top. Everything from the shock on his face when his web shooting capabilities
first show themselves, to the WOO HOO as he swings from building to building
is one hundred percent genuine.
Willem Dafoe has turned
in a bestial performance as Norman Osborne/Green Goblin. Norman Osborne,
(father of Harry, Peters friend) is the owner of Osborne Industries, a
scientific research company working on a government contract to manufacture
a performance enhancer for the military. Norman thinks that he has discovered
the perfect formula. This formula endows someone with an eight hundred
percent increase in strength. Theres just one problem; those pesky insanity,
homicidal tendencies, and death side-effects. Since the military will take
their government funding elsewhere unless a successful human trial is completed
Norman decides to take that on himself
Dafoe is stunning here, almost disappearing
into both characters. My appreciation for Dafoes talent as an actor grew
while watching a scene in which Norman Osborne talks to his alternate personality
(The Green Goblin) in the mirror. Dafoe blends between one personality
and another so effortlessly, one second the terrified Osborne, the next
the powerful Goblin. Dafoes greatest power lies in the expressive capabilities
of his eyes. There is a scene in which Peter and Harry invite Norman to
their apartment for Thanksgiving dinner. Norman comes in, makes polite
conversation, and then starts to carve the turkey. Innocent enough. Until
I saw the close-up of the eyes, which are filled with such malice that
I was suddenly filled with a raving case of the heebie-jeebies.
The
performances in Spider-Man alone are worth the price of admission,
but even if Maguire and Dafoe werent up to snuff, the style of this film
would be enough to recommend it. The opening credits are like nothing Ive
ever seen before; a constant interweaving of the Marvel comic, with CGI
creations of spiderwebs, Spider-Man, and a sudden outline of the Green
Goblin that will bring you out of your chair. Spider-Man creator
Stan Lees influences run rampant throughout the entire film, from lines
taken directly from the comic, to fades from scene to scene done through
focusing on a drawing and wiping to a real life shot. The effects used
to create Spider-Mans swinging from place to place are so good, that you
exit this movie wondering whether or not Tobey Maguire (or a stunt double)
has in fact been bitten by a genetically altered spider. They are that
well done. I would imagine that there are a lot of Internet folk having
a lovely plate of crow right about now, because none of the flaws they
expected to see in Spider-Man have shown themselves.
I have very clear memories
of my first movie. I went to see The Empire Strikes Back with my
Mom. To this day I can recall the colours on Han Solos winter hat that
he wore on the ice planet Hoth, and being very curious as to what all of
R2-D2s bleeps and blurps amounted to in English. More than anything I
remember the sense of absolute amazement, the feeling of wonder, of knowing
that Hoth, the Empire, Luke, and Darth Vader probably did not exist, and
yet this movie had the power to bring them to me. I was four years old
then. I have since had twenty years of movie watching experience, and have
seen thousands of films. Some have been very good. Some have been indescribably
terrible. Some have been brilliant. None though, have ever managed to capture
the magic I felt when watching a film for the first time. Until now.
Jen
Johnston